March 2011
2 posts
September 2009
4 posts
APPLE
pjresler:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
In all honesty, have there really been new products at all lately? I’m talking in the last two years.
But an iPod nano with a camera?
An iPod Touch without the same new features as the iPhone?
That’s just stupid. Fire your ad-campaign manager, who is still airing those Mac vs. PC ads, fire your ‘new ideas’ guy, pay your head engineer more, and get...
Why I do NOT approve of gay "marriage"
winteyfresh:
perfectdelirium:
willmccloud:
I’m not trying to step on any toes, and I will be the first to say: I AM NOT A HOMOPHOBE. My mom watches Ellen AND Will & Grace. However, as an educated christian conservative, I feel it is my duty to enlighten the people of the internet on why an EDUCATED PROFESSIONAL does not believe in gay marriage. Reason one: marriage has historically been...
Fat People
I’ve noticed that almost all fat people act the same way. There are a few things about fat people that really piss me off that I will be discussing here. This might offend you, but whatever. I’m mostly talking about people in the 300lb+ range. Please note, I’m not angry at the world, it’s all in good fun.
Fattitude- Why is it that all people over a certain weight all have...
i'll memo the shit out of your ass.
June 2009
7 posts
my tumblarity is 0
pumahawk:
and i really think i could care less.
holy crap i’m back in boise finally. indiana was a pretty fun trip if you like sitting around and over condensing yourself with family. and putt putt. glorious puttputt. never has minigolfing exerted my ability to sweat and increase my distaste for humidity and heat all in the same moment. curses you collection of putting greens with MORE...
May 2009
2 posts
high school
so yesterday was my last day of high school. frankly i’m glad it’s over. senior year was just a joke, i almost never had homework, i barely did anything in class, and the teachers just really didn’t care. college is going to be tough starting out next year. it’ll be strange, i’ll actually have homework! whoa!
but quite honestly, if someone were to ask me if they...
dear swine flu,
fuck you. i was looking forward to seeing my brother who i haven’t seen for almost a year now. but now his leave has been cancelled because the japanese are worried about getting you in japan. you’re like a buff guy on steroids, you look and sound tough but in reality you’re a pussy. more people die from the regular influenza than you. pandemic imminent my ass.
April 2009
8 posts
Five Reasons Why Designers are Switching to Mac →
pumahawk:
pjresler:
breefield:
Ummmm, Smashing Magazine has been so so so so so awful lately. Designers have always been using Macs. These guys are a bunch of hacks. And this just goes back to why I think they post worthless content that’s just reiterating things people already know. The only thing that’s worse is their roundups about current web trends. Which really just spawn a bunch of new...
What is it with this obsession with Narwhals?
a bunch of people seem to be obsessed with them
March 2009
22 posts
today,
i heard that a kid in my grade masturbates almost daily in almost all of his classes. i wouldn’t believe it until i saw it for myself.
i saw it.
Song: Ottoman Artist: Vampire Weekend
Ottoman...
Song: Recollect Artist: The Planet Smashers Album:...
i haven't
taken any good pictures in a while.
:(
i had the best fondue i’ve ever had last night.
Song: Saw Red Artist: Bradley Nowell (of Sublime)...
Song: First Day Of My Life Artist: Bright Eyes...
Song: Air Traffic Artist: Owl City Album: Maybe...
Song: Dolores Delivers A Glorious Death Artist:...
Song: Santeria Artist: Sublime Album: Sublime
...
wntyfrsh:
I’m so dumb, I forgot that I was going...
February 2009
21 posts
Eee Pc.
so today i won a raffle for an Eee Pc. woo! it’s kind of a neat little computer, although the keyboard is tiny so that will take some getting used to.
i learned a tough lesson today.
so this morning i go online to check my account balance. i log in then BAM! savings account balance= -$54!
so then i go into wells fargo, and it turns out that you’re only allowed to make 6 transfers a month from your savings account to your checking account. and i had made 9 transfers. then they slapped me with a $35 overdraft fee for having a negative balance. apparently the government...
I'm going to cry!
winteyfresh:
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broken phone :(
my phone broke today. that’s two phones in two months.
this one broke when it fell off of a bed onto our hardwood floors. the fall was literally only two feet, and it broke! what a piece of shit.
i don’t have money to buy a new phone either.