Matt Schenk.

dear swine flu,

fuck you. i was looking forward to seeing my brother who i haven’t seen for almost a year now. but now his leave has been cancelled because the japanese are worried about getting you in japan. you’re like a buff guy on steroids, you look and sound tough but in reality you’re a pussy. more people die from the regular influenza than you. pandemic imminent my ass.


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