Matt Schenk.

winteyfresh:

perfectdelirium:

willmccloud:

I’m not trying to step on any toes, and I will be the first to say: I AM NOT A HOMOPHOBE. My mom watches Ellen AND Will & Grace. However, as an educated christian conservative, I feel it is my duty to enlighten the people of the internet on why an EDUCATED PROFESSIONAL does not believe in gay marriage. Reason one: marriage has historically been between one man and one woman. Throughout history, in every culture, it has been the same for years. Up until recently, homosexuality was non-existent. Homosexuality is a recent phenomenon brought over at about the time of slavery (not saying it is a related, but it makes you think.) Speaking of that, reason two: gay marriage will spread the AIDS. The AIDS is a rapidly forming infection that is VERY EASILY transmitted during homo-sex. The AIDS is deadly, I know I don’t want my future children to be infected, so I stand proud as a non-supporter. Think of the kids! The future of America! Reason 3: gay marriage encourages homo-sex. The beauty of discouraging gay marriage is that it has been PROVEN (in multiple studies) to prevent homosexuals from having sex. The logic is: ”If I can’t get married, I obviously am not gay, therefore I will not have homo-sex.” It is basic psychology, ask any psychologist. Reason four: Okay, I know the libbers like Ellen like to make fun of this one, but it is fact. It is a slippery slope, folks (and no, I am not talking about lesdyke sex..lol) If we allow two men and two men to get married, who is to say it can’t be 50 men and a 13-year-old white girl? Who is to say it won’t be 2 guys, a girl, and a pizza place? This is a valid argument, because it is valid. I don’t want to bring God too much into this, because I am giving an educated response from a scientific POV (that is “point of view”), however, the good book said it itself when it proclaimed ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE. I don’t mean to offend anyone here, I just needed to get this off my chest and say my piece.

Omg xD you hilerious… but not in the good way… I’m so fascinated how stupid humanity can be sometimes… you made my day… And by the way… my opinion: God should “zapp” you whilst your having a shit. FYL (stands for: fuck your life (and whilst we’re at it: get your own and stop rulling over others!!!))

oh my god, I hope this person isn’t serious… “This is a valid argument, because it is valid.” this little guy must have slept through the majority of his life. who was Alexander the Great again? he CERTAINLY wasn’t homo at all. homosexuality was non-existent a few years ago? this “Alexander the Great” dude was most likely boinking a guy right now over 2000 years ago. go back to school. I could go on, and on, and on…

this makes me sad. :(

I’m pretty sure this guy was kidding. His other posts seem to be fairly cynical. Frankly, I think it’s hilarious.